Kate Winslet goes in to hug Matthew for his Oscar.
He feels a sharp pain in his stomach, warmth leaving his body replaced with the cold of metal. He can’t even look down, but he knows what happened
Kate smiles while holding him, and leans in, and with a mix of a hiss and a whisper says:
"DiCaprio sends his regards."
what does a tree do when it wants to leave
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I RUINED THE WHOLE FUCKING JOKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ‘WHAT DOES A TREE DO WnHEN IT WANTS TO GO HOME’ I CANT EVEN TELL A JOKE RIGHT WOW THATS JUST PATHETIC
Somehow this version is funnier.